Barney Miller — Season 3
Barney Miller·Season 3·1976·22 episodes

Season 3

Barney Miller

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Season 3

22 episodes

  • Evacuation
    S3·E1

    Evacuation

    September 23, 1976

    Wojo is dismayed to discover that the city doesn't have up-to-date evacuation procedures in the event of an emergency; Fish meets Jilly Pappalardo, a young thief who he will eventually care for in the ""Barney"" spin-off ""Fish.""

  • Quarantine (1)
    S3·E2

    Quarantine (1)

    September 30, 1976

    Wojo brings in a sick perp who collapses on the floor...resulting in the 12th being put under quarantine,with the following personnel present:A lady of the evening [who gets friendly with Fish!], Marty and Mr Driscoll, and of course, Inspector Lugar....

  • Quarantine (2)
    S3·E3

    Quarantine (2)

    October 7, 1976

    The quarantined 12th Precinct tries to make it through the night: Lugar has a 'talk' with Marty and Daryl Driscoll; and Harris has a loud rant in his sleep.

  • Bus Stop
    S3·E4

    Bus Stop

    October 14, 1976 · 30 min

    Quarters are tight at the 12th when a holdup man is confined with his busload of victims.

  • The Election
    S3·E5

    The Election

    October 21, 1976

    Election Day at the One-Two includes: A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo, who promptly 'loses' him; and Inspector Lugar comes electioneering for a old time political hack.

  • Werewolf
    S3·E6

    Werewolf

    October 28, 1976

    A disturbance in the park turns out to be a man who claims to be a werewolf.

  • The Recluse
    S3·E7

    The Recluse

    November 11, 1976

    A latter-day prophet claims the end is near - 5:30, to be precise; a man who hasn't left his apartment since World War II is brought in for refusing to serve jury duty. John Cassisi appears as Victor Kreutzer, a role he would continue to play on ""Fish.""

  • Noninvolvement
    S3·E8

    Noninvolvement

    November 18, 1976

    Barney doesn't see a crime, but Wojo's brought in a man for refusing to aid a mugging victim.

  • Power Failure
    S3·E9

    Power Failure

    December 9, 1976

    A power failure darkens spirits at the 12th, where they play host to a man with a split personality.

  • Christmas Story
    S3·E10

    Christmas Story

    December 23, 1976

    Wojo wants to tell Yemana that his Christmas Eve date is a call girl; Fish dons a red suit to catch a mugger who's targeting Kris Kringles; Luger fishes for an invitation from Barney for Christmas Day.

  • Hash
    S3·E11

    Hash

    December 30, 1976

    Wojo brings hashish-laced brownies his new girlfriend made to the 12th Precinct, getting the detective squad stoned; while an actor and critic (""natural enemies"" says Harris) square off with dueling swords.

  • Smog Alert
    S3·E12

    Smog Alert

    January 6, 1977

    All eyes are on Fish as the city undergoes a first-stage smog alert; an unlikely connection is made between a potential suicide victim and an obscene graffiti artist.

  • Community Relations
    S3·E13

    Community Relations

    January 13, 1977 · 30 min

    An evicted tenant greets a landlord with a musket; Barney's charged with harassment when he books a blind shoplifter.

  • The Rand Report
    S3·E14

    The Rand Report

    January 20, 1977 · 30 min

    Rather than return one week per month to uniformed patrol, Wojo quits the force.

  • Fire '77
    S3·E15

    Fire '77

    January 27, 1977

    The 12th may go up in smoke, to the delight of a suicidal couple.

  • Abduction
    S3·E16

    Abduction

    February 3, 1977

    Barney has his hands full with a couple who want his assistance with their cult-influenced daughter, and Nick's bookie who's arrested for his efforts.

  • Sex Surrogate
    S3·E17

    Sex Surrogate

    February 10, 1977 · 30 min

    Weary of waiting for promotion, Levitt announces that he's quitting the force; Barney investigates a sex clinic that borders on brothel status; Harris investigates a rash of crimes ostensibly committed by a juvenile.

  • Moonlighting
    S3·E18

    Moonlighting

    February 17, 1977

    Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest who's fencing stolen goods; a racketeer is using a retarded boy as an assistant.

  • Asylum
    S3·E19

    Asylum

    February 24, 1977 · 30 min

    Marty is picked up for parole violation with a half ounce of marijuana; Wojo prematurely grants a Russian defector asylum.

  • Group Home
    S3·E20

    Group Home

    March 10, 1977

    Yemana assists a bigoted Army officer when a bomber threatens a recruiting facility; it's Fish's turn for mugging detail as Victor and Jilly resurface with Bernice in tow.

  • Strike (1)
    S3·E21

    Strike (1)

    March 24, 1977

    An impending strike is on everyone's mind, except the woman who was robbed by her computer date. (Part 1 of 2)

  • Strike (2)
    S3·E22

    Strike (2)

    March 31, 1977

    Barney and Inspector Luger man the fort alone when the detectives go out on strike.

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