Barney Miller — Season 8
Barney Miller·Season 8·1981·22 episodes

Season 8

Barney Miller

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Season 8

22 episodes

  • Paternity
    S8·E1

    Paternity

    October 29, 1981 · 30 min

    Wojo's proven innocent of a paternity suit, but at a cost; a beauty queen is robbed; an irate theater patron vandalizes the theater.

  • Advancement
    S8·E2

    Advancement

    November 5, 1981 · 30 min

    Luger wants Barney to pen a letter for his mail-order bride; a lottery winner seeks revenge when the ticket seller loses his winning entry; Harris gets a new book deal.

  • The Car
    S8·E3

    The Car

    November 12, 1981 · 30 min

    A car thief's conscience gets the better of him ... after twenty-five years; Levitt saves a child from a precarious fate; an overzealous sanitation officer goes to extremes.

  • Possession
    S8·E4

    Possession

    November 19, 1981 · 30 min

    A husband is assaulted for forcing his wife into designer jeans; a disorderly conduct report leads to a man who swears he's possessed by an evil spirit.

  • Stress Analyzer
    S8·E5

    Stress Analyzer

    November 26, 1981 · 30 min

    A job fair brings out the worst in a Peace Corps recruiter; Dietrich volunteers for a department stress experiment.

  • Games
    S8·E6

    Games

    December 10, 1981

    A manufacturer of computer game processors is accused of espionage; a WAC supplements her income on the street.

  • Homeless
    S8·E7

    Homeless

    December 17, 1981 · 30 min

    The 12th is overrun with homeless vagrants on Christmas; a greeting-card writer snaps; a cattle prod is the weapon of choice for a local merchant.

  • The Tontine
    S8·E8

    The Tontine

    January 7, 1982

    The penultimate survivor of a tontine attempts suicide in order to concede the money to his cousin.

  • Examination Day
    S8·E9

    Examination Day

    January 14, 1982

    The detectives don uniforms while Levitt and the others take sergeant's exams; Luger, working with the squad, is overly rough with a collar, and later with Barney.

  • The Clown
    S8·E10

    The Clown

    January 21, 1982 · 30 min

    Street clowns fall prey to a serial mugger; a hundred inmates are sneaked out of holding in the middle of the night.

  • Chinatown (1)
    S8·E11

    Chinatown (1)

    February 4, 1982

    A murder witness is uncooperative, so he, Harris and Dietrich are forced to share an apartment in seclusion until he talks; Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim.

  • Chinatown (2)
    S8·E12

    Chinatown (2)

    February 11, 1982

    Unless he confesses soon, Harris and Dietrich's unwilling roommate may witness another murder. Meanwhile, harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon.

  • Hunger Strike
    S8·E13

    Hunger Strike

    February 18, 1982

    Dietrich aids an elderly psychiatric patient who may be speaking a foreign language; a nuclear activist goes on a hunger strike to end nuclear arms; Barney declines a deputy inspector nomination.

  • Arrival
    S8·E14

    Arrival

    February 25, 1982

    Luger's mail-order bride arrives; an elderly woman mugs a man.

  • Obituary
    S8·E15

    Obituary

    March 11, 1982 · 30 min

    A newspaper obituary causes a stir when the subject turns up alive; the detectives snag a modern-day chicken thief.

  • Inquiry
    S8·E16

    Inquiry

    March 26, 1982 · 30 min

    Internal Affairs is called in when a charge of excessive force is leveled against Wojo; an angry parent takes action when his child is declined admission into an exclusive kindergarten.

  • Old Love
    S8·E17

    Old Love

    April 2, 1982 · 30 min

    Dietrich's old flame pays a visit; a former child actor clubs an agent with a telephone.

  • Altercation
    S8·E18

    Altercation

    April 9, 1982 · 30 min

    Harris and Arnold come to blows; a mugging victim confesses to a twenty-five year old crush on Barney.

  • Bones
    S8·E19

    Bones

    April 29, 1982 · 30 min

    A museum presses charges when an Indian retrieves his tribe's ancestral bones from an exhibit; a scoutmaster catches a mugger.

  • Landmark (1)
    S8·E20

    Landmark (1)

    May 6, 1982

    Wojo's discover of an ancient weapon puts the 12th Precinct up for sale.

  • Landmark (2)
    S8·E21

    Landmark (2)

    May 13, 1982

    The 12th Precinct is sold; Dietrich arrests the head of a crime school; Luger tries to duck out on his mail-order bride.

  • Landmark (3)
    S8·E22

    Landmark (3)

    May 20, 1982

    Friends, foes and felons alike drop by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare to leave for new assignments; Harris contemplates his resignation when he's assigned to Flushing Meadows; Barney recalls friends departed before he turns out the squad room lights for the last time.

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