Synopsis
Vampires Suck (2010) is a Twilight parody you can watch online on iFILM, directed by Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg with Jenn Proske and Matt Lanter in the leads. Eighty minutes, USA.
Becca moves to a small town, lands between two impossibly pale love interests, and stumbles through every beat of the saga — brooding stares, forest sprinting, prom night drama — except played for laughs and interrupted by pop culture gags. The controlling father, the werewolf friend group, the climactic confrontation: all present, all stretched to the breaking point.
Seltzer and Friedberg had already put out Epic Movie and Disaster Movie, but Vampires Suck hits a slightly sharper target. Twilight in 2010 was genuinely inescapable, which meant the jokes landed for an audience that was both mocking the franchise and halfway invested in it. Proske's impression of Bella Swan is precise enough that it works as performance, not just costume — a small thing that lifts the film above its competition in the spoof genre. Stream Vampires Suck (2010) online on iFILM.
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