The VelociPastor

The VelociPastor (2018) is a zero-budget horror-action-comedy you can watch online on iFILM — tagline: "A man of the claw." Director Brendan Steere built a film around a single premise: a grieving priest travels to China and returns with the ability to transform into a velociraptor.

Greg Cohan plays the priest, initially appalled by what he's become, until Alyssa Kempinski's character points out that a dinosaur-man could do a lot of good in a city full of criminals and ninjas. The effects are deliberately bargain-bin. The logic is its own. At 75 minutes it never overstays its welcome, and it has earned a genuine cult following who have memorized the dialogue. Stream The VelociPastor online on iFILM.