
Premiere
28
Sep2018
Box office×2.78
Budget$36,000
Gross$100,000
About
Synopsis
The VelociPastor (2018) is a zero-budget horror-action-comedy you can watch online on iFILM — tagline: "A man of the claw." Director Brendan Steere built a film around a single premise: a grieving priest travels to China and returns with the ability to transform into a velociraptor.
Greg Cohan plays the priest, initially appalled by what he's become, until Alyssa Kempinski's character points out that a dinosaur-man could do a lot of good in a city full of criminals and ninjas. The effects are deliberately bargain-bin. The logic is its own. At 75 minutes it never overstays its welcome, and it has earned a genuine cult following who have memorized the dialogue. Stream The VelociPastor online on iFILM.
Cast
Starring

Gregory James Cohan
Doug Jones / The VelociPastor

Alyssa Kempinski
Carol

Daniel Steere
Father Stewart

Fernando Pacheco de Castro
Frankie Mermaid

Aurelio Voltaire
Altair

Yang Jiechang
Wei Chang

Jesse Turits
Sam the White Ninja

Zachary Steere
Dinosaur Suit Performer

Claire Hsu
Chinese Villager

David Sokol
Ali

Nicholas M. Garofolo
Hobo

George Schewnzer
Doug's Dad

Janice Young
Doug's Mom
Douglas Saint James
Surgeon
Pat Hroncich
Vietnam Soldier 1

Alec Lambert
Thug

Brendan Steere
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