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Dead Fish
Movie2005·GB·1h 38min

Dead Fish

Traitors, killers and lovers collide in London.

ActionComedyAdventureThriller
5.5/ 10
51 votes
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Premiere
11
Oct2005
Studio
Orange Pictures
About

Synopsis

Dead Fish (2005) is a British dark crime comedy you can watch online on iFILM, directed by Charley Stadler with Gary Oldman, Robert Carlyle, Terence Stamp and Billy Zane.

London locksmith Abe can crack any lock but can't keep his life together: creditors call constantly, his girlfriend is pregnant and gone. Then he accidentally swaps mobiles with Lynch — a hitman who takes contracts exclusively by phone. Abe sees a way to make some money. Lynch, suddenly cut off from his clients, wants to know who has his number. Neither man is prepared for what follows.

Oldman plays Lynch with the easy warmth of someone who wouldn't lose sleep over ordering your death — that gap is where most of the comedy comes from. The film pulls together Karel Roden, Elena Anaya and a chaotic London criminal ecosystem, running on the same frantic energy as early Guy Ritchie but with less interest in tidy plotting. Watch Dead Fish (2005) online on iFILM.

Cast

Starring

Gary Oldman
Gary Oldman
Lynch
Robert Carlyle
Robert Carlyle
Danny Devine
Anouska Bolton Lee
French Prostitute (as Anoushka Bolton Lee)
Cassandra Bell
Cassandra Bell
Sugar Waters
Kevin McNally
Kevin McNally
Frank Rosenheim (as Kevin R. McNally)
Elena Anaya
Elena Anaya
Mimi
Andrew-Lee Potts
Andrew-Lee Potts
Abe Klein (as Andrew-Lee Potts)
Iddo Goldberg
Iddo Goldberg
Thief
Julie Healy
Rainbow
Jimi Mistry
Jimi Mistry
Salvador E. Johnson
Billy Zane
Billy Zane
Virgil
Frances Barber
Frances Barber
S & M Prostitute
Paul Courtenay Hyu
Paul Courtenay Hyu
Phonebooth Guy
Terence Stamp
Terence Stamp
Samuel Fish
Karel Roden
Karel Roden
Dragan
Wai-Keat Lau
Hopsing
Sebastian Knapp
Sebastian Knapp
Megakey Guy
Charley Stadler
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