Turn Me On, Dammit!

Turn Me On, Dammit! (Få meg på, for faen, 2011) is a Norwegian coming-of-age drama you can watch online on iFILM, directed by Jannicke Systad Jacobsen. Helene Bergsholm leads as Alma, a 15-year-old in the small town of Skoddeheimen.

Alma fills the quiet with daydreams — romantic ones about Artur from school, and far less innocent ones fuelled by a paid adult fantasy phone line. When her mother finds the bill, that problem stacks onto another: something Alma told her friends about Artur gets twisted into the kind of social disaster only a small school can produce.

Dry and unhurried, the film nails the specific texture of adolescent embarrassment — too precise to feel generic. Watch Turn Me On, Dammit! (2011) online on iFILM.