Two and a Half Men — Season 7
Two and a Half Men·Season 7·2009·22 episodes

Season 7

Two and a Half Men

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

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Season 7

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Two and a Half Men Season 7 (2009) — watch online on iFILM, 22 episodes of the CBS sitcom. Charlie has to choose, and he picks Chelsea.

That turns out to be the harder answer. With Chelsea and Alan's girlfriend Melissa both living under the Malibu roof, the house loses whatever bachelor looseness it had left. The season follows Charlie and Chelsea's engagement arc to its messy end: hidden debts, jealousy over a too-perfect friend named Brad, and a mutual incompatibility no therapist could paper over. When the relationship finally breaks, Charlie drives to Las Vegas and comes back married to a stranger. Alan gets arrested after a bar fight, Jake picks up lessons from his uncle that nobody asked him to teach, and a new friend's mother turns out to be the most interesting person in Alan's life since Melissa.

Season 7 is the show's honest reckoning with the Chelsea chapter — it tries, acknowledges the failure, and moves on without dragging it out. Stream all episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 7 online on iFILM.

Season 7

22 episodes

  • 818-JKLPUZO
    S7·E1

    818-JKLPUZO

    September 21, 2009 · 21 min

    Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

  • Whipped Unto the Third Generation
    S7·E2

    Whipped Unto the Third Generation

    September 28, 2009 · 20 min

    When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.

  • Mmm, Fish. Yum.
    S7·E3

    Mmm, Fish. Yum.

    October 5, 2009 · 19 min

    Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

  • Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
    S7·E4

    Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

    October 12, 2009 · 20 min

    Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

  • For the Sake of the Child
    S7·E5

    For the Sake of the Child

    October 19, 2009 · 21 min

    Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

  • Give Me Your Thumb
    S7·E6

    Give Me Your Thumb

    November 2, 2009 · 20 min

    Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

  • Untainted by Filth
    S7·E7

    Untainted by Filth

    November 9, 2009 · 22 min

    Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

  • Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
    S7·E8

    Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

    November 16, 2009 · 20 min

    While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

  • Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
    S7·E9

    Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

    November 23, 2009 · 21 min

    While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.

  • That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"
    S7·E10

    That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"

    December 7, 2009 · 20 min

    Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.

  • Warning, It's Dirty
    S7·E11

    Warning, It's Dirty

    December 14, 2009 · 19 min

    Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.

  • Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
    S7·E12

    Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

    January 11, 2010 · 22 min

    Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

  • Yay, No Polyps!
    S7·E13

    Yay, No Polyps!

    January 18, 2010 · 20 min

    Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

  • Crude and Uncalled For
    S7·E14

    Crude and Uncalled For

    February 1, 2010 · 21 min

    Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

  • Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
    S7·E15

    Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

    February 8, 2010 · 22 min

    Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.

  • Tinkle Like a Princess
    S7·E16

    Tinkle Like a Princess

    March 1, 2010 · 21 min

    Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

  • I Found Your Moustache
    S7·E17

    I Found Your Moustache

    March 8, 2010 · 21 min

    Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

  • Ixnay on the Oggie Day
    S7·E18

    Ixnay on the Oggie Day

    March 22, 2010 · 21 min

    Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

  • Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
    S7·E19

    Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

    April 12, 2010 · 18 min

    Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

  • I Called Him Magoo
    S7·E20

    I Called Him Magoo

    May 10, 2010 · 21 min

    Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"

  • Gumby with a Pokey
    S7·E21

    Gumby with a Pokey

    May 17, 2010 · 21 min

    Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

  • This Is Not Gonna End Well
    S7·E22

    This Is Not Gonna End Well

    May 24, 2010 · 21 min

    Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

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