Two and a Half Men — Season 9
Two and a Half Men·Season 9·2011·24 episodes

Season 9

Two and a Half Men

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

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Season 9

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Two and a Half Men (2003), Season 9 — CBS sitcom, 24 episodes, watch online on iFILM. Charlie Harper is gone. In walks Walden Schmidt, a heartbroken billionaire who buys the Malibu beach house and inherits Alan as a permanent houseguest, whether he wanted one or not.

Walden's wife Bridget has just left him, and he spends the season bouncing between winning her back, stumbling into something real with Zoey, and figuring out what he actually wants. Alan clings to the new arrangement like it was designed for him — because, in a way, it was. Jake is older, no sharper, and no closer to any kind of plan.

Ashton Kutcher brings a warmer register than Sheen, and Season 9 is steadier for it. Stream Two and a Half Men Season 9 online on iFILM.

Season 9

24 episodes

  • Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
    S9·E1

    Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    September 19, 2011 · 21 min

    Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

  • People Who Love Peepholes
    S9·E2

    People Who Love Peepholes

    September 26, 2011 · 21 min

    Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

  • Big Girls Don't Throw Food
    S9·E3

    Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    October 3, 2011 · 20 min

    Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

  • Nine Magic Fingers
    S9·E4

    Nine Magic Fingers

    October 10, 2011 · 21 min

    Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

  • A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
    S9·E5

    A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    October 17, 2011 · 20 min

    Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

  • The Squat and Hover
    S9·E6

    The Squat and Hover

    October 24, 2011 · 21 min

    Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

  • Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
    S9·E7

    Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    October 31, 2011 · 19 min

    Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

  • Thank You for the Intercourse
    S9·E8

    Thank You for the Intercourse

    November 7, 2011 · 21 min

    When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

  • Frodo's Headshots
    S9·E9

    Frodo's Headshots

    November 14, 2011 · 21 min

    Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

  • A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
    S9·E10

    A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    November 21, 2011 · 21 min

    Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

  • What a Lovely Landing Strip
    S9·E11

    What a Lovely Landing Strip

    December 5, 2011 · 20 min

    Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

  • One False Move, Zimbabwe!
    S9·E12

    One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    December 12, 2011 · 21 min

    Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

  • Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
    S9·E13

    Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

    January 2, 2012 · 20 min

    Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

  • A Possum on Chemo
    S9·E14

    A Possum on Chemo

    January 16, 2012 · 20 min

    Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

  • The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
    S9·E15

    The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

    February 6, 2012 · 21 min

    Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

  • Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
    S9·E16

    Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

    February 13, 2012 · 20 min

    Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

  • Not in My Mouth!
    S9·E17

    Not in My Mouth!

    February 20, 2012 · 19 min

    Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

  • The War Against Gingivitis
    S9·E18

    The War Against Gingivitis

    February 27, 2012 · 21 min

    Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

  • Palmdale, Ech
    S9·E19

    Palmdale, Ech

    March 19, 2012 · 21 min

    Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

  • Grandma's Pie
    S9·E20

    Grandma's Pie

    April 9, 2012 · 21 min

    Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

  • Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
    S9·E21

    Mr. Hose Says "Yes"

    April 16, 2012 · 21 min

    Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

  • Why We Gave Up Women
    S9·E22

    Why We Gave Up Women

    April 30, 2012 · 21 min

    Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

  • The Straw in My Donut Hole
    S9·E23

    The Straw in My Donut Hole

    May 7, 2012 · 21 min

    Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.

  • Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
    S9·E24

    Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

    May 14, 2012 · 21 min

    Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

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