Mean Machine

Mean Machine (2001) is a British prison comedy-drama you can watch online on iFILM, directed by Barry Skolnick. Vinnie Jones plays disgraced England football captain Danny Meehan, with Jason Statham, Jason Flemyng and Danny Dyer rounding out the ensemble inside the walls.

Three years for assaulting a police officer while drunk. The prison governor wants Danny as a coach for the guards' football squad. Danny plays along — then quietly builds his own team from the inmates. The match between cons and screws becomes the one chance to settle a score that has nothing to do with the final score. The film reworks the spirit of the 1974 American original The Longest Yard, transplanting it into the British game.

Stream Mean Machine (2001) online on iFILM.