Breaking Wind

Breaking Wind (2012) is an American comedy spoof you can watch online on iFILM, directed by Craig Moss. The target is the Twilight Saga, and the approach is blunt parody: glamorous vampire Edward, hulking werewolf Jacob, and a perpetually confused Bella — plus a miniature version of Edward for good measure.

A vampire gang called the Suckers tracks Bella down by the scent of a rare adult magazine and rides in from Seattle to kill her. The Cullen family and the wolf pack have to bury their rivalry long enough to keep her alive, which also happens to be the only way Edward gets to marry her. Danny Trejo shows up in a cameo, which is either the peak or the floor depending on your expectations.

The film does exactly what its tagline promises: love stinks, and so does the plot, entirely on purpose. If you survived the source material with your sense of humour intact, this delivers the mockery on schedule. Stream Breaking Wind (2012) online on iFILM.