My Stars

Mes stars et moi (2008) is a French comedy you can watch online on iFILM. Three A-list actresses — Catherine Deneuve, Emmanuelle Béart, and Mélanie Bernier — are each being quietly followed by the same man. His name is Robert. He is balding, middle-aged, and works the overnight cleaning shift at their talent agency.

He has access to every file in the building. The actresses assume he is a stalker and decide to deal with him together — only to find that his devotion is entirely sincere and their plan far more complicated than expected. Kad Merad plays Robert with an openness that makes it genuinely hard to cast him as a villain. Directed by Laetitia Colombani. Stream Mes stars et moi (2008) on iFILM.