The Night Watchmen

The Night Watchmen (2017) is an American horror-comedy you can watch online on iFILM. Three bumbling security guards clock in for what they expect to be a dull night shift — donuts, crosswords, zero trouble.

Then a crate gets delivered to the wrong warehouse, and a horde of hungry vampires spills out. Backed by a green rookie and a fearless tabloid reporter, the guards have to survive the night and keep the infection from swallowing Baltimore. Director Mitchell Altieri leans hard into gore, slapstick and crude one-liners — best suited to fans of low-budget splatter who don't mind their scares served with dumb jokes. Stream The Night Watchmen online on iFILM.