Simon Says

Simon Says (2007) is a gory backwoods slasher from director William Dear, starring Crispin Glover, that you can watch online on iFILM. Five college friends head to the river for an easy getaway.

The spot by the water looks like the perfect campsite — right until the group crosses paths with a pair of unhinged twins, Simon and Stanley, both played by Glover. From there it turns into a hunt. The killer picks the students off one at a time, and he is nothing if not inventive: pickaxes, traps and a few genuinely lurid contraptions. Survival comes down to a single rule of his deadly game — do exactly what Simon says, no improvising.

Dear isn't reaching for prestige here. It's a deliberately goofy, dialed-up horror show whose real draw is Glover going big in a double role, swinging between menace and outright farce. A very young Blake Lively shows up among the victims in one of her earliest parts. Fans of trashy 2000s slashers will have a blast. Stream Simon Says (2007) online on iFILM.